Editor's note: The Folsom Hotel has been shut down for over two weeks for serving too much alcohol to a patron and cited by ABC. My initial reaction was fuckin' A! It's just a god damn bummer this place didn't catch on fire trapping literally hundreds of douchebags inside and prematurely taking their lives, leaving their parents to mourn for the rest of their lives. We can't win 'em all.
The good news is the City of Folsom won't be getting a dime from them. Another reason why it would be nice for this place to just burn to the fucking ground. I'll take two weeks over nothing. ABC please don't forget Scarlett's, that crappy sports bar and The Hacienda, they over serve patrons all the time, I've seen it. Then again...the police would have even less to do than babysit community college students.
Saturday, October 1, 2011
Manderes, the only thing in Folsom that doesn't suck multiple cocks
I came across this article today because I was trying to find some current articles by Tom Rupp. He was nominated by me as the worst writer in Sacramento. Literally a guy so enamored with blowing Jesus and his father that he has grown stupid on celestial cum. This is also the man who raped my mother impregnating her with Siamese twins, one was a blue baby. Rupp is a born again so the courts dismissed the case and forced my mother to give birth to the twins, claiming that rape was a gift from God.
Back to Manderes, the only thing that doesn't suck multiple cocks in Folsom. The article like every article in the Telegraph is just for scrapbooks and promoting small businesses, because there is nothing to actually write about in Folsom unless its the FPD publicly fist-fucking each others' glory holes and the poor.
Back to the article about Manderes, It is a fantastic place to drink esoteric beers. Brent mentions a favorite beer of mine the Allagash Curieaux, a drink fit for Dionysus. This is just my shameless promotion of a single speck of light in a dark town. And Cheryl if you read this holla back.
Back to Manderes, the only thing that doesn't suck multiple cocks in Folsom. The article like every article in the Telegraph is just for scrapbooks and promoting small businesses, because there is nothing to actually write about in Folsom unless its the FPD publicly fist-fucking each others' glory holes and the poor.
Back to the article about Manderes, It is a fantastic place to drink esoteric beers. Brent mentions a favorite beer of mine the Allagash Curieaux, a drink fit for Dionysus. This is just my shameless promotion of a single speck of light in a dark town. And Cheryl if you read this holla back.
Friday, May 6, 2011
Bad Behavior by Folsom PD.
So the Folsom PD are a bunch of lying cunt sacks of shit and piss. I'm so fucking shocked and awed right now its unreasonable. But I'm also high off of some weird drug I found in the park. I came across this blog or websites written by a dog I guess the son of Sam lives in Folsom. I'm not positive, but I'm glad he's on my side. I came across this site while searching for traffic ticket quotas in Folsom. I can't seem to find the piece by Kerry Miller who ostensibly went uncontested for his traffic ticket quota policy, or faggy lil' article. But he's a fucking lier and the police eat dicks all day. Here is the link by a dog, or most likely some weird old man who has an unusual obsession with his dog.
Bad Polie Behavior
Bad Polie Behavior
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Stu Streeter Sucks
Stu Streeter has recently launched a Church Sucks campaign in Folsom, he's right. It does suck. And if you're Catholic its any wonder humans subject themselves to such antiquated ceremonies on a regular basis.
Streeter likes to believe this double entendre will persuade god fearing bottom feeders to run through the doors of his church. What's it like being so clever Stu? Well Stu, by the way your name is about as gay as West Hollywood, you suck. That's no double entendre. One thing Streeter forgot to include is that religion sucks in his Church Sucks campaign.
Its painfully obvious that Stu ripped of the title of my blog and trying to ride on the coattails of my success. I regularly check Google analytics and I get 8 million unique views a month.
I suspect Streeter is just another overcompensating cock sucking faggot who managed his money wrong and is trying his hand at ripping off idiots.
Please join me in my new Stu Sucks campaign and give me lots of money, you don't have to attend my church if you don't want to.
Church Sucks in Folsom and everywhere
Streeter likes to believe this double entendre will persuade god fearing bottom feeders to run through the doors of his church. What's it like being so clever Stu? Well Stu, by the way your name is about as gay as West Hollywood, you suck. That's no double entendre. One thing Streeter forgot to include is that religion sucks in his Church Sucks campaign.
Its painfully obvious that Stu ripped of the title of my blog and trying to ride on the coattails of my success. I regularly check Google analytics and I get 8 million unique views a month.
I suspect Streeter is just another overcompensating cock sucking faggot who managed his money wrong and is trying his hand at ripping off idiots.
Please join me in my new Stu Sucks campaign and give me lots of money, you don't have to attend my church if you don't want to.
Church Sucks in Folsom and everywhere
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Fan Email
Dear Asshole,
I don’t know why you hate Tom Rupp so much, he does so much to bring our community closer together and teaches peace and love through knowledge of the bible. Mr. Rupp deserves respect from everyone including you.
I think I speak for our community when I say, we would appreciate if found someone else to hate so much, like Muslims, and terrorists.
Folsom is a great place to raise a family and its safe and its people like you with your ideas that is ruining it.
God is just so powerful and so anointed and Mr. Rupp does everything thing he can to let us know that. He is a teacher and you are not, so he’s smarter than you, obviously.
You think you are so smart and better than everyone else, but you’re writing sucks. Go back to Orangevale or the Castro District or wherever you are from.
I don’t know why you hate Tom Rupp so much, he does so much to bring our community closer together and teaches peace and love through knowledge of the bible. Mr. Rupp deserves respect from everyone including you.
I think I speak for our community when I say, we would appreciate if found someone else to hate so much, like Muslims, and terrorists.
Folsom is a great place to raise a family and its safe and its people like you with your ideas that is ruining it.
God is just so powerful and so anointed and Mr. Rupp does everything thing he can to let us know that. He is a teacher and you are not, so he’s smarter than you, obviously.
You think you are so smart and better than everyone else, but you’re writing sucks. Go back to Orangevale or the Castro District or wherever you are from.
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Let's get some cocaine and fuck hella hard in the asshole
The Rotary Club of Folsom met recently to discuss the revival of Sutter Street and innovative ways to attract business to Folsom.
After the meeting was over I had a long discussion with some uniformed officers and Tom Rupp about the benefits and the socioeconomic impact of opening a gay bar in Folsom.
We decided it would be safer to take the discussion elsewhere. At first I offered my spa on the lanai behind the privacy of green vines weaving the lattice work. But one of the Folsom Policemen offered something more neutral, Folsom Lake Bowl.
It was important that if police officers and civies were going to be seen in public together that we be seen in the most macho bar in Folsom. The Policemen didn’t drink anything while in uniform. That would be bad business. We sat in the back of the bar, out of earshot, in the corner booth. No one had to know we were discussing the plight of the gay male in a conservative town such as Folsom. Appearing titanic and unmovable is what mattered.
The topic of safety among gay men in Folsom dominated the discussion. One police officer who shall remain unnamed, noted that arresting men cruising for tool in the back alleys of Folsom was an unnecessary drain on the local economy. One officer even drew parallels between the Egyptian police force and the Folsom Police Department with regard to how they treat gays. Both have been known to round up gays who arranged to meet at a secret location on the outskirts of Cairo/ Folsom then beating the shit out of them then throwing them in jail indefinitely and without charges. Officer, “We have to treat gays like social pariahs and insidious lepers here in Folsom or we’ll lose our jobs.” It is rumored that Kerry Miller the City Manager has personally authorized a gay purge at any cost.
One of Rupp’s concerns was that many of his followers are viciously anti-gay. He felt forced to speak regularly about how gays ruin everything. He has seen his congregation and students dwindle in number because he wasn’t openly calling for gays to be lynched publicly. Parents in his Bible college have expressed they want their kids to see dead and bleeding gays hanging from the bridge over E. Bidwell Street. Rupp almost in tears, “I may not know how many letters are in the alphabet, but I know that gays are people and shouldn’t be killed for liking each other.”
Rupp, “If these people are going to enroll in my class, they want their own emotions reinforced and validated by some sort of moral authority. And they all see me as that person.” When planning his classes Rupp feels compelled to integrate strict anti-gay curriculum.
One police Officer said, “I just can’t be around cocaine any more. I used to love getting jammed in the ass then letting the raw sewage and warm ejaculate drip from the back of my nut-sack onto the bathroom floor, high as fuck on coke. I just can’t do that here.”
There are many gay men working for the Folsom Police Department, how are the people in Folsom going to react knowing that gays are protecting them? Its been a sensitive issue for the armed service. Officer, "We have to interact with these people, we go to the same restraints and shop at the same stores. The people of Folsom would lose respect for the police force.” Some residents in Folsom are reluctant to have gay men on the police force. One resident thought out loud that "The don’t ask don’t tell policy is wrong. And if a police officer is gay he should be paid less than a straight officer. I'm Union and we don't represent gays."
A large number of Mormons have been vocal about their disgust with gays in Folsom.
Outspoken Mormon groups claim that no one is really gay, but gay people choose to be gay. One unnamed Mormon, “God didn’t make gays, they just don’t exist.” In a strange twist of moral hypocrisy some Mormons have been accused of ironically raping gays, with their own penises. But the Mormon attackers claim they only hunt those gays who are formerly known as Mormons.
Here’s where things get murky, Folsom Police Officers that claim Mormonism as their confession haven’t once arrested a (gay) Mormon found assaulting and harassing gays. They refuse to charge the Mormon , because gay doesn’t exist. They are typically charged with loitering and given a minuscule fine.
I have traded many emails with officers, priests, and senior citizens about where the men can meet like minded men. I tell them it's just not possible here. Being gay and meeting gay men is very dangerous in Folsom. There aren’t too many options for gays in Folsom. For some, its best to live the lie behind RVCA shirts and clodhopper skate shoes. Or you can move out and be openly gay. Miller's gay purge has deep pockets and even deeper throats.
After the meeting was over I had a long discussion with some uniformed officers and Tom Rupp about the benefits and the socioeconomic impact of opening a gay bar in Folsom.
We decided it would be safer to take the discussion elsewhere. At first I offered my spa on the lanai behind the privacy of green vines weaving the lattice work. But one of the Folsom Policemen offered something more neutral, Folsom Lake Bowl.
It was important that if police officers and civies were going to be seen in public together that we be seen in the most macho bar in Folsom. The Policemen didn’t drink anything while in uniform. That would be bad business. We sat in the back of the bar, out of earshot, in the corner booth. No one had to know we were discussing the plight of the gay male in a conservative town such as Folsom. Appearing titanic and unmovable is what mattered.
The topic of safety among gay men in Folsom dominated the discussion. One police officer who shall remain unnamed, noted that arresting men cruising for tool in the back alleys of Folsom was an unnecessary drain on the local economy. One officer even drew parallels between the Egyptian police force and the Folsom Police Department with regard to how they treat gays. Both have been known to round up gays who arranged to meet at a secret location on the outskirts of Cairo/ Folsom then beating the shit out of them then throwing them in jail indefinitely and without charges. Officer, “We have to treat gays like social pariahs and insidious lepers here in Folsom or we’ll lose our jobs.” It is rumored that Kerry Miller the City Manager has personally authorized a gay purge at any cost.
One of Rupp’s concerns was that many of his followers are viciously anti-gay. He felt forced to speak regularly about how gays ruin everything. He has seen his congregation and students dwindle in number because he wasn’t openly calling for gays to be lynched publicly. Parents in his Bible college have expressed they want their kids to see dead and bleeding gays hanging from the bridge over E. Bidwell Street. Rupp almost in tears, “I may not know how many letters are in the alphabet, but I know that gays are people and shouldn’t be killed for liking each other.”
Rupp, “If these people are going to enroll in my class, they want their own emotions reinforced and validated by some sort of moral authority. And they all see me as that person.” When planning his classes Rupp feels compelled to integrate strict anti-gay curriculum.
One police Officer said, “I just can’t be around cocaine any more. I used to love getting jammed in the ass then letting the raw sewage and warm ejaculate drip from the back of my nut-sack onto the bathroom floor, high as fuck on coke. I just can’t do that here.”
There are many gay men working for the Folsom Police Department, how are the people in Folsom going to react knowing that gays are protecting them? Its been a sensitive issue for the armed service. Officer, "We have to interact with these people, we go to the same restraints and shop at the same stores. The people of Folsom would lose respect for the police force.” Some residents in Folsom are reluctant to have gay men on the police force. One resident thought out loud that "The don’t ask don’t tell policy is wrong. And if a police officer is gay he should be paid less than a straight officer. I'm Union and we don't represent gays."
A large number of Mormons have been vocal about their disgust with gays in Folsom.
Outspoken Mormon groups claim that no one is really gay, but gay people choose to be gay. One unnamed Mormon, “God didn’t make gays, they just don’t exist.” In a strange twist of moral hypocrisy some Mormons have been accused of ironically raping gays, with their own penises. But the Mormon attackers claim they only hunt those gays who are formerly known as Mormons.
Here’s where things get murky, Folsom Police Officers that claim Mormonism as their confession haven’t once arrested a (gay) Mormon found assaulting and harassing gays. They refuse to charge the Mormon , because gay doesn’t exist. They are typically charged with loitering and given a minuscule fine.
I have traded many emails with officers, priests, and senior citizens about where the men can meet like minded men. I tell them it's just not possible here. Being gay and meeting gay men is very dangerous in Folsom. There aren’t too many options for gays in Folsom. For some, its best to live the lie behind RVCA shirts and clodhopper skate shoes. Or you can move out and be openly gay. Miller's gay purge has deep pockets and even deeper throats.
Monday, February 7, 2011
Sorry that I love you and I missed you for so long
Dear WFS fans,
I apologize for not updating the WFS blog in several months. There are many reasons for my absence.
I violated my parole by getting really fucking high.
I don’t remember getting arrested but according to the police report, I was under the influence of what appeared to be LSD, or a dangerous combination of drugs. I can’t even begin to tell what I took.
The Folsom Police Department handed me over to some pariah tea party liberationists. I think they were Mormons. The sons of some Folsom originals. I got the hunch that these rogue justice types were engaged in an ethnic cleansing program in Folsom called “Operation Final Solution”. I’ve always read about the rumors on the Google, but that was just another weird Mormon conspiracy until now.
They transported me to a freezing and narrow mineshaft on some Indian reservation in the desserts of Arizona. It was impossible to climb out. The only light I saw was at noon for several minutes each day. My captors would toss down a sack of old fruit and white bread at dusk. After they all took turns spitting heaping mouthfulls of brown chaw spit on me.
One of these sick and demented captors has been giving me only Tom Rupp articles to read in my pit. Aside from the constant threat of rape, torture, gross unadulterated physical violence, and perpetual paranoia which have led to ulcers and constipation, this is my window to the outside world. Rupp’s articles tend to be more like a butthole camera looking for polups.
They took mercy on me and let me go after I convinced them that I would hate blacks and Mexicans and gays, just like them. I've had to change my name and my identity and grow dirty facial hair. But I'm back.
I apologize for not updating the WFS blog in several months. There are many reasons for my absence.
I violated my parole by getting really fucking high.
I don’t remember getting arrested but according to the police report, I was under the influence of what appeared to be LSD, or a dangerous combination of drugs. I can’t even begin to tell what I took.
The Folsom Police Department handed me over to some pariah tea party liberationists. I think they were Mormons. The sons of some Folsom originals. I got the hunch that these rogue justice types were engaged in an ethnic cleansing program in Folsom called “Operation Final Solution”. I’ve always read about the rumors on the Google, but that was just another weird Mormon conspiracy until now.
They transported me to a freezing and narrow mineshaft on some Indian reservation in the desserts of Arizona. It was impossible to climb out. The only light I saw was at noon for several minutes each day. My captors would toss down a sack of old fruit and white bread at dusk. After they all took turns spitting heaping mouthfulls of brown chaw spit on me.
One of these sick and demented captors has been giving me only Tom Rupp articles to read in my pit. Aside from the constant threat of rape, torture, gross unadulterated physical violence, and perpetual paranoia which have led to ulcers and constipation, this is my window to the outside world. Rupp’s articles tend to be more like a butthole camera looking for polups.
They took mercy on me and let me go after I convinced them that I would hate blacks and Mexicans and gays, just like them. I've had to change my name and my identity and grow dirty facial hair. But I'm back.
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